The second coming of christ: cruise control?

So they say jesus is suppose to come back and lead all his people to heaven. The Y2K scare has long since past and still there’s no sight of the white robed holy roller. Some would conclude that this means there is no such thing as the god. being an imaginative fellow I thought up another conclusion to why jesus ditched humanity. The first time jesus lived we nailed him up to a cross and left him for dead so why would he come back and set himself up to get killed again? I’d like to think if christ came back he'd be in a small efficiency with a beat up geo metro station wagon that has a copy of the spin doctors stuck in the cd player.